• Let’s examine some of the nightmarish bullshit that inhabits the oceans
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• Conclusion

The oceans are weird fucked up places, all you have to do is look at what floats around in them to know that.

§Let’s examine some of the nightmarish bullshit that inhabits the oceans

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Right I mean where do I even start with this fucking thing? At a glance you could be forgiven thinking that it was some sort of extreme close up of pollen or a seed from a plant, but if you look a little closer, not too close mind you, you’ll notice that it has a tiny little head. What goes through it’s tiny pin sized head, we may never know.

§2.

I don’t know what they are either, trippy enough though.

§3.

Right this next thing makes it’s predecessors on this list look pee-wee in comparison, just look at this cunt for a moment. What I don’t understand is that if most of these creatures are blind, why the fuck does everything have to look so scary down there?

§4.

This guy is a classic, we’ve all seen him. It’s like a cross between a bulldog, a Xenomorph and a booklight.

§5.

The fucked up thing is that this is just the stuff that we know is down there, the explorable stuff. The oceans a big place, who the fuck knows what else is lurking down there?

§Conclusion

You better hope that you aren’t reincarnated as one of these things, I can’t imagine that being much fun.