The Handled Hoedown

(Sung to the tune of “The Farmer in the Dell”)

The Handled’s on the prowl, The Handled’s on the prowl, Bringing justice to the masses, The Handled’s on the prowl!

They don’t play by the rules, They don’t play by the rules, Sticking it to the powerful, The Handled’s breaking the tools!

They’re not your average Joe, They’re not your average Joe, Handling the elite with care, The Handled’s putting on a show!

So join the Handled crew, So join the Handled crew, We’ll stick it to the man, And have a hoedown too!

The Handled’s on the move, The Handled’s on the move, Bringing light to the shadows, The Handled’s got the groove!