Source: “Men G00n to You!“ Responding to Hasan’s MELTDOWN About Me Channel: Shoe0nHead Published: May 12, 2026 | Archived: May 12, 2026

Video: “Men G00n to You!“ Responding to Hasan’s MELTDOWN About Me
Channel: Shoe0nHead
Published: May 12, 2026
Duration: 34:04
Views: 496,613
Category: Comedy
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Shoe0nhead responds to Hasan Piker’s meltdown about her reaction to his Pragmata take.

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Transcript — YouTube panel (human-authored)

0:00 The other day, I made a video about the pragmata video game drama and covered some insane opinions people were having about it. How the game activated some fatherly instinct in some men and how people were calling those men creepy incelss for having the basic human desire to start a family. A small part of that video was covering far-left Twitch streamer Hassan Piker’s awful opinion about it. I will play that segment in its entirety so you have some context. What’s really interesting about this is all of these unfuckable losers in the gaming sphere always talk about like starting families and stuff and I don’t understand like why this has become a thing that they care about.

0:39 Like if you’re a gamer, you should care about things that you actually experience. You should care about things you actually enjoy, right? If you’re a lonely gamer who has never been around a woman and will never have sex with a woman, why do you care? Like why do you care about having children or like riding for having children? Like it’s just not something that you’re going to experience ever for your life for the rest of your life. Right? This is something that I never understand.

1:06 Wow. Maybe there’s a reason people are yearning to start a family and can’t afford to have one and can’t seem to find a partner. They feel alienated from their work and atomized from their community. If only there was a political commentator around to speak about all this. Oh well, guess not. First of all, the only care about something if it affects you is extremely libertariancoded and also very weird coming from a guy who understandably wants everybody to care about a genocide that is happening across the ocean.

1:36 Second of all, what is this nihilistic horseshit? Yeah, never aspire for anything. Never aim for greatness and meeting. And I love how he’s like unfuckable losers. Like, okay, congrats on the sex, bro. Check out this sex over here. I’m sure all those unfuckable losers could easily go to foreign brothel and pay for sex like you. Asan also 35, no kids, sitting in his ugly ass $600 Gucci sweater. I’ I swear I’ve never seen this guy in a normal ass t-shirt sitting on his high horse looking down at people for wanting something more out of life. I don’t understand how someone could be so mentally mind raped that this is their reaction to such like a simple wholesome concept. That was 3 minutes of a 30 minute long video. I didn’t think much of it. I just uploaded it and moved on. The next day I woke up and my YouTube homepage was flooded with videos like Shuan Head just ended Hassan. Shuan Head destroys Hassan. Shu on Head finishes on Hassan. Wait, what?

2:40 I had no idea what was going on. And to my surprise, he actually responded back, which then prompted a bunch of new videos. Hassan just had his biggest meltdown. Hassan’s biggest meltdown yet. Shu on Head has completely mindbroken Hassan. His response to me couldn’t be that bad. Right. Right. What an unbearable way to exist, dude. Oh, I’m getting all my politics from shoe on head. Ooh, look at me. I’m an emo girl. Ooh, look at me. 4chan guys who are now 38 years old want to fap to me. Why would you openly admit that you listen to shoe on head? What the is wrong with you? In this video, I’m going to show my raw reaction to his response and throughout that will be sprinkled in like normal commentary. Now, I’m going to be completely honest. I was really debating whether or not to do a response to his response, but like everyone else is covering this crash out, so why wouldn’t I, the subject of said crash out, cover it myself? Like there’s currently a resolution in Congress to

3:41 like disavow Hassan the same thing that they did to Nick Fuentes, disavowing private citizens for what they said on the internet. What are we doing here? Does our government really have nothing better to do? Like, there is so much going on in the country right now. So much going on in the world right now. I feel like decades worth of news happens like every week. Every day there is a breaking story of the most insane stuff you’ve ever heard in your life.

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6:32 code here on screen or use the link in the video description down there. Big thank you to Ground News for sponsoring this video and thank you the viewer for not skipping the ad. I can always count on you. Right. And now without further ado, let’s get back to this video. So, I thought it would be fun if someone joined me responding to this because it is so ridiculous. I needed somebody to like bounce off with because I felt like I know I needed some like emotional moral support because I feel like I’m going insane watching this. So, I am joined here today with the lovely smug Alana, the VTuber, everyone’s favorite Oshi. Hey guys, I’m a JPEG and I would bow, but I can’t. So, just pretend I am doing it right now.

7:17 Nice bounce. Well, I mean, it’ll get the views in. You know what I’m saying? Bro, you were on the last shoe on head video. I will literally shoot myself if you bring that up in here. Okay. Why? What do you want me to do myself in the face? Not die in the process, but at least lose significant chunks of mying brain so I can operate at the same substandard suboptimal IQ level that Shuon head and her dumb audience operates in so I can do a regular response to that. Is that what you want me to do? Why is he so mad? Still has yet to bring up anything. Zero points.

7:57 Zero points addressed. How many seconds in every I basically made the same joke in my video about like giving myself brain damage so I could understand. Trying to follow the logic here. Let me let me just give myself some brain damage. Imagine being that chatter like, “Hey, Hassan, did you check out this video? Do you want me? Ooh, look at me. I’m an emo girl and I change my politics all the time. Ooh, time out. Time out. Emo.

8:28 I wasn’t even going to bring that up. No, hold on. For me, it’s the wild way that he frames having nuanced opinions like depending on the subject. Like, god forbid you disagree with Hassan the arbiter of correct opinions of the internet. I do not have that many videos. I have like a hundred videos in the span of like a decade. You could go randomize and click on any of those videos and you wouldn’t be able to tell if it was made today or 10 years ago, which honestly I shouldn’t be bragging about. But okay, my point is I haven’t changed that much. And the things I have changed my mind about, I’m very open about. The way he’s framing people changing their minds, changing their political opinions over time as like a bad thing is bizarre. Especially as a guy whose goal is, I assume, to change people’s mind politically. He is totally for people changing their minds politically, but only when they change their mind to agree with him. He supports people changing their mind as new information presents itself. He

9:28 supports Idubbbz apologizing for the crime of being funny 5 years ago. But when it comes to me changing my mind on like three things over the course of a decade, that’s bad. Like, yes, I’ve changed on a few things. Obviously from the ages 23 to 35. Yes. Your opinions are going to change a little some. No way. Really? Like you probably don’t believe the same things you believed like 10 years ago.

9:51 No, absolutely not. Well, I think in that video that you talked about I I don’t know. I remember like a couple of months ago you were like I had a baby and then I lived in the city and then I was like, man, maybe safety and putting money into the police isn’t that bad, you guys. And maybe that was different when you were like 20 or 25. Exactly. Like when I was living in like sheltered suburbs, I was like, “Hey, the police.” And then you live and then you’re an adult with a child and you live in the city and it’s like, “Oh, actually, no. Uh uh, we need more police. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.” I just confused termally left right people. I always have.

10:26 Hyperartisan people absolutely hate me because they can’t just like put me into a neat little box and then smash that box with a hammer. Hassan usually can handwave away critics like, “Oh, they’re just an Israel shill. They’re just a Zionist.” He can’t do that with me. He handwaves them away by calling them neocons or neoliberals. He can’t do that with me. Alt-right incelss. He can’t do that with me. So what does he do? He malfunctions and starts calling me emo.

10:49 Like okay man, you got me. Emo is when eyeliner. I guess in the hyperartisan mind it is completely impossible to hold several non-contradictory opinions at the same time. Like wanting free healthcare but also wanting a strong border. Like to me those aren’t contradictory whatsoever. In fact, that works together. You don’t want to override your health care system, right? Your focus should be American citizens.

11:14 Like in their mind, like Denmark doesn’t exist, right? They think like, “Oh, if you think unions are important, you must also be for minors having HRT.” Like, no. If you believe in public transportation, you also have to believe in abolishing prisons. Like, no. No. Sorry. No. I don’t know how my ideology is confusing. I don’t know how they see that as like flip-flopping or being a grifter when to me it’s like completely normal common sense stuff. Like you can’t have a country in decay like this.

11:42 You can’t. It will not be fixed by people like Assan telling young men not to aspire for anything and saying stupid like telling people it’s cool to steal. Would you steal from Whole Foods? I’m pro stealing from big corporations. Like what in the LAR is that? Yeah, stealing is so cool, dude. Let’s just steal from big corporations. So those big corporations move out of that community and then that community turns into a crimeridded unsafe shole ghost town and a food desert. Like yeah bro you’re you’re really fighting the man.

12:12 Listen, you can tell people that billionaires are the real enemy until you are blue in the face and it might be true but Jeff Bezos isn’t the one stabbing them on a train. You know, you can’t have a peaceful functioning socialist or even social democratic society with the delusional social policies of Hassan You just can’t. Anyway, sorry I’m going on a tangent. It’s just so funny he sees my politics as like incoherent when to me his politics are the ones that are incoherent. The video was barely political. My response to him was about his like nihilistic mindset when it comes to young men. Because for years, we had to watch the media shove this guy down our throat like he was the Joe Rogan of the left. Oh, he was going to save young men from the alt-right pipeline. By the way, this guy is never going to be the Joe Rogan of the left because like Joe Rogan, at least Joe Rogan from years ago, I don’t know about now, was all about listening to other people’s beliefs and hearing other people’s opinions. Hassan does not do that. Hassan closes his ears and goes, “La, I can’t hear you. You’re stupid.

13:10 I’m smart.“ For years, we had to listen to how this guy is going to push young men away from the GOP. They are leaving the GOP, but they’re not going to the Democrats, and I don’t know if they’re going to the left either. But anyway, my video was not political. In fact, the only part that like was political was the part where I agree with Hassan about the genocide in Gaza. If you’re a gamer, you should care about things that you actually experience.

13:34 very weird coming from a guy who understandably wants everybody to care about a genocide that is happening across the ocean. My point there was you can’t be telling young men to only care about things that directly affect them and then make it your life mission to tell those same young men to care about things that don’t directly affect them. Do you want me to lose chunks of my brain? Do you want me to John Federman myself so I can understand the the compelling argument the shoe on head makes? one that should have been left in the dust bin of history all the way back in 2016.

14:08 What if opinions from 2016 aren’t still here today that are good? Literally, technically, I mean, I’ll put my stats on the screen. I am literally more relevant today than 2016. Like more people are watching cuz So, so these aren’t opinions from 2016. These are opinions from now. Hassan, people disagree with you now. Look at me as an emo girl. 4chan guys who are now 38 years old want to fap to me.

14:37 Wait, 4chan guys want to fap for me? Wait, I thought it was super cool and progressive to have like an army of men who s for you online. That’s not very vocan. First of all, I like how he used the word fap. That’s so old, isn’t it? Is like gooning now. Yeah, it’s gooning. Come on. Come on. Get with the times. This should have been left in 2016. Han, come on. If this was said by anyone else, he would be calling it misogynistic and sexist, but it’s being said by someone with the hivemind approved opinion, so it’s okay. It’s called dark woke chud.

15:08 We decided to become more hypocritical and annoying. You wouldn’t get it. If I was getting paid for men to fap to me like many of his friends and ex-girlfriend porn star do for a living, that would be fine. He would support it. But since I don’t do that and I’m just like a normal YouTuber, it’s a way to insult and degrade me. It is interesting though how Hassan uses unfuckable as an insult to hurl towards men and as an insult to hurl towards women. I think it was Bell Hooks that once argued that patriarchy harms men by reducing their worth to status and conquest while women are harmed by being reduced to only their desiraability and being conquered. You should not be getting feminism mogged by someone who does not call themselves a feminist. Not a good look, buddy. And also, bro, you thirst trap more than I ever have in my entire life. You are on the cover of JQ JQ JQ GQ. You are on the cover of GQ in a hot tub. I will put the picture up there as censored as I can just to shield

16:08 everyone’s eyes. Little rubber ducky on his pee pe. You are spread eagle in a magazine. Let me read this to you. Let me read what this journalist said. Are you ready for this? Here’s how Assan starts each day working out shooting the It’s Monday, 8:30 a.m. and we’re in the backyard of a house in West Hollywood where there’s a makeshift private gym with benches, pull down machines, and dumbbells galore. This is where a 34year-old political influencer keeps his thirsted after body fit. What? By the way, written by a male, too. And I’m just like, I would have thought it was Yes. I’m pretty sure he strips his shirt off. An army of girls and gaysers would kill to be where I am now next to as he pants in a pair of neon shorts with black Calvin Kind boxers poking out my socialist by the way. Sunlight glistening off the sweat beating on his chest hairs. So when it’s women and gays thirsting after you, then it’s a good thing. But god forbid straight men find you attractive. This is the dude that

17:10 has to keep his girlfriend a secret like some kind of K-pop star so he can like be e boyfriend for his parasocial female fans. I’m always talking about being married. Like when I’m in a relationship, I talk about being in a relationship. Whatever. I’m not the one playing E Boyfriend. You’re covered up. You can you can make the argument with me. I when people say like, “Oh, well she’s just a pair of anime on the screen.” Okay, fair point.

17:31 However, Shu doesn’t even like have anything that she wears in her YouTube videos that are like revealing. Like she’s very moderate. People were wait. Sorry. My dad is calling. Wait, dad. Put me on the phone with him. We’re busy. The left in a mega body. Bro, that that that always stuck with me. A progressive mind and a mega body. What do we even mean by that? Being attractive and eating healthy and working out is rightwing. What the are we smoking? For like a good three years, there was this really weird campaign to make Hassan like the face of progressive masculinity in a bizarre attempt to move men to the left. A progressive in a MAGA body, they said, which like what the did they mean by that? Hey guys, we’re not all ugly genenic freaks. Look, there’s one of us who’s attractive. What? Mr.

18:26 Piker’s success on camera in some part has been aided by the fact that he is by conventional standards a very handsome man. He is 6’ 4 in tall and built like a professional athlete. A square jaw, a beard, and a head of thick dark hair. It’s the one aspect many of my haters can’t shake, Mr. said of his appearance in a Twitch broadcast last year. They can’t turn around and be like, you’re not hot. Indeed, tens of thousands of viewers may watch his videos for his political views, but many also tune in for their view of Mr.

18:55 himself, whose social media profiles are littered with suggestive images of his muscley body in states of undress or a thirst traps as the pictures are known. Some of his fans scrape, screenshot, clip, and repackage them into fan cams that travel across the internet glorifying Mr. Piker’s appearance and indirectly his beliefs. That is yet again another mainstream article saying one of the only reasons people watch Hassan is because he’s attractive and that he uses his appearance and thirst traps to gain a following. So, is he like projecting onto me? Is that what this is? Is he like insecure about his thirst traps and his reputation of being nothing but eye candy? And listen, I’m not delusional, okay? Obviously, your looks can help take you further in life online and offline. Like if I was morbidly obese or hideously ugly, I probably wouldn’t have like half the following I have. You can easily say the

19:48 same thing for Hassan. But at least I organically collected my simps and didn’t have some like astroturfed glaze fest propping me up for years as some kind of like political sex symbol. Embarrassing. Guys who are now 38 years old want to fap to me? 38? You mean 3 years older than us? Yeah. Oh my god. The people that are in my demographic. And what’s so funny is like his little fan girls were coming at me on Twitter like, “You’re nearly 40 and you dress like a Hot Topic cashier.” Like and you’re the exact same age. I think we’re a month apart in age and like look how he dresses. We are literally co-workers at the Hot Topic.

20:25 Okay. People like Shuon Head are basically a humanoid version of a Reddit aggregator. Reddit Reddit hates me. Literally 80% of his audience are Redditors. Are we Are we for real right now? bro is loved on. Like why didn’t he say 4chan or Twitter? He’s not even funny. Like he can’t even banter or do the jokes correctly. Unironically, I think this entire rant, this clip just sounds like if you were just to post the question, what do you think of shoe on r/politics and then read the comment section, it’s just angry Reddit coded malding. You want to know the worst part? This is the best thing you could come up with. This is the best he could do. Jesus Christ. What an unbearable way to exist, dude. Oh, I’m getting all my politics from shoe on head. If you’re getting your politics from a person like shoe on head, you should be embarrassed. What do you mean get your politics from shoe on head? I don’t expect my audience to get their politics from me. I expect them to be

21:26 entertained, to laugh, to think, to engage with the discourse at hand. I don’t try to like pass off as someone you should get your politics from. I don’t think my audience should get their politics from me or any YouTuber for that matter. I think they should do their own research, come to their own conclusions. I just say my opinions and people are free to agree or disagree. Assan, on the other hand, like really thinks he’s some serious political commentator. Bro, you’re a Twitch streamer. I’m a YouTuber, but that’s the difference between you and I. I know what I am.

21:57 Oh my god, the things I want to say to people like this. Then say it, Say it. Say it, Did he change into a suit because I made fun of his Gucci shirt? Like you can literally see him scanning his chat of domestic terrorist like Redditor for insults, right? This is so lazy. I find it more compelling when someone deconstructs why you’re being stupid. I swear if I think if he had an audience that thought it was okay, he would obviously bring up that you’re a girl stupid woman. It’s like he’s fighting his bro like instincts. He’s reverting back to bro tips, Hassan Bro tips.

22:38 This week’s bro tip is about bringing out the alpha male in you. This is a classic example of what happens when your father doesn’t pay attention to you. You turn out to be a who is craving for attention and then I tend to pick you up at a bar late night and bang you out on the first date. All his insults I’ve already ate him on because I’ve already made fun of the fact that my eyeliner is from 2008. I’m in no position to talk about style. I still do my makeup like it’s 2009. I already made fun of the fact that you shouldn’t get your politics from me. You are going to shoe on head for political information. You are deep fried. He never selfinsults. Like you can make jokes about yourself. Like I I’ve joked about a million times like oh I’m a 400 lb man behind an avatar. Like it’s it’s funny. Like who gives a I feel like just takes himself way too seriously. The most popular streamers every single one that I can name that are at the top with Twitch with Hassan. every single one of them at least like makes jokes about

23:32 their appearance. Asmin talks about how he’s bald and doesn’t have any teeth. He leaves himself so exposed to being made fun of and then he wonders why everybody makes fun of him. Like just join in. It’s part of being a human being. Honestly, good luck, dude. Thanks. We crash. You like to wipe the drool off. People should like He’s like frothing. probably at the mouth like a bulldog. All right, so then we got one of these Hassan orbiters, a former booby streamer. This is This is Casey Tron. Oh my god, I cannot stand this girl. Um, this shoe on head girl. Pick me woman. Shuon head and her dumb audience.

24:16 Her dumb audience of incelss. Like I don’t know. It’s like shoe on head. If you like care so much about these incels, go one. This is such a self-report for being a Like, I love the implication, too, that like Casey Tron thinks the only way you can truly care about men is if you have sex with them. Does this thought process just come free with not having a father figure? Do I have to have unresolved daddy issues to comprehend this? Is that problematic for me to say?

24:46 No, it’s just Like, prove you care so much about these incelss and their inability to get sex. Go one. Oh, wait. You won’t because you’re just grifting to them. Like, you don’t even want to get with them either. But you’ll condemn other women for not wanting to who you don’t want to. Okay. When did I ever condemn women for not wanting to people? What is it? Hat on foot again. Hat on foot making YouTube videos from Earth 2 about how women owe men sex. Why fantasizing?

25:18 Why is everything sex with these people too? Like everything is sex. You talk about the human desire to like create a family and have like a legacy and they’re like, “Sorry, you can’t get laid in cell. Sorry you can’t get pussy.” Says the chick that sits in her room all day and smokes weed until she’s numb. People, are you being serious? Dog, what are you? If you look up the dangers of smoking marijuana in like a kids dare pamphlet, there’s just a picture of Casey Tron’s face. You’re happily married and have a child, but because some fat on Twitter thinks you’re a grifter, you’re going to need to a bunch of random men to prove them wrong. What do you just have to do? Like a weekly raffle, pull a random insult of how do you verify that number 20?

26:05 I stand by what I said. Shuan head should be thanking me for giving her and her incel following. Say it again, award. Said it again. It’s like a parrot, man. Incel. You know, you know Jafar from from Disney. The song is Jafar and like good girl. Yes. Give her a call. There’s your cracker. So once again, people in his chat bought up my video. He has not responded to it. He has he has not made a single point.

26:37 Called me emo. Called me irrelevant, you know. But he didn’t call me wrong. Notice that. They never call They never call you wrong. They call you emo, but they’ll never call you wrong. Did you see what Shuan had responded on with on Twitter? No. Also, what what? Who cares, dude? That laugh is killing me. Who cares, bro? The fake laugh. What is going on? What are you guys talking about, man?

27:16 What are you guys talking about, bro? I’m literally over here talking about how uh we we are I’m doing a rally with someone who’s running in Philadelphia. I’m out here doing the revolution. Okay. Like, that’s cute, Hassan. That’s adorable. He’s not a politician, man. The majority of the people that know your name only ever heard of you because you electrocuted your dog live on stream.

27:40 Ka, please just go. Would you stop? Does he not understand that 95% of his fan base are terminally online Redditors? Like they don’t give a about your rally, bro. In the background over here, they want you to call shoe on head a Nazi to validate their hatred and their feelings. Whatever the shoe on head said. It’s the laugh again. No, you’re joking. Stop. Hassan is pissed because like he’s finally out doing something in the real world and the only thing people care about. The only thing people are talking about in regards to him online right now is this. And you know what? To be like completely fair, which is something these people would never do for me, this was a better response than his first response. He’s basically just like, I don’t care. I’m busy doing like real things in the real world. Okay, fair enough. Understandable. Have a nice day.

28:34 But then then he says this, “Talk to me when when we got the wiki feed ratings up for Shuan head.” Okay. Does she What’s her wiki feed looking like? Okay. Does she What’s her What are Did I listen to what that woman said? No. Absolutely not. Let me know if I can see her feet though. What? Honestly, it would be giga chat if it came from anyone funny or likable. Like if the chatter doesn’t even bring it up. Why did you bring up Wiki Feet?

29:04 I know. By the way, if you guys don’t know, Wiki Feed is a website where people upload pictures of like celebrities feet. Let’s look up Hassan’s foot. Oh my. No way. He’s got his bare tootsies online. Wait, I have a higher feet score than Hassan. Is this what this is about? He’s mad. He’s been foot mogged. By the way, never address anything you said. Never even attempted to refute a point. No. Just starts calling someone about like wiki feet. If I sold feet pics, if I sold pictures of my feet, would he use this as an insult? No.

29:34 Because he’s Mr. Sex Positive, Mr. Sex work is real work, Mr. Brothe Boy. Yeah, I’m making a difference. Unlike Shu and her stupid video. Also, did you know she’s stupid? She’s stupid. Don’t go watch the video. Don’t go watch it, guys. She’s stupid. Also, her feet are kind of nice looking. The craziest part about all of this was after his crash out and like after everyone was making fun of him, he gets on Twitter and he’s like, “I’ve yet to watch any of her content.” Excuse me.

30:02 So, what the are you basing all of this on? How am I stupid? How do I change my politics? How am I just an emo girl that men fap to? Either A, he’s lying and he has seen my content, or B, he’s just blindly repeating things he’s seen other people say about me. Either way, it’s pathetic. He’s stuck between like wanting to be above it all. I don’t even know who that is. I’m out here doing the revolution and wanting to tear me down. But he can’t do both. So, as it stands right now, what he’s saying is that he has literally never heard me speak. He just looked at me and went, “Woman online must be a whore.” Which honestly, not a bad guess.

30:42 People should be more embarrassed. Okay. What happened to shame? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I find it incredibly ironic that the guy who used chain lightning on his dog live on stream in front of thousands of people and then lied about it and gas lit everybody thinks that anyone else needs to be embarrassed about anything. Like you’ve spent your entire career, the better part of a decade plus, being a political commentator, but the only thing that the majority of the internet knows you for ising zapping your dog for stepping off its four square foot caught that you’ve designated for it. That’s your fing.

31:27 Like obviously he watched the video and something in it really had him rattled. Like was it the brothel thing? Was it the clock meme? Because if it was the clock meme, that was a joke. Okay, we’re the same age, Hassan. It is not too late. This is all not that serious. I just thought it was really funny and everybody was asking for a response video. So there, there’s your response video. I also just want to make it clear that if he responds, I will not be responding back unless it’s something absolutely insane that requires a response. I refuse to get caught in the Hassan content loop. I will leave that to the professional Hassan farmers. There are people who have made diabolical wealth off of farming this guy. Okay, I am but a humble culture war farmer. I’m but a humble gender war farmer and my crops are dying. I must get back to them. They’re calling him the corniest man alive. The final boss

32:18 of performative male feminism. The human Brian Griffin. This is like when like a hot girl has like a video game controller and she’s like licking it. She’s like, “Yes.” Oh, or like with the cat ears, the the little headset with the cat ears. I love that there’s not just one picture, it’s two in different shots. So, like it’s like, “Dude, can you just take a picture of me like holding it and then like putting it down on my lap solemnly looking out the window? My dog is literally just sitting next to me staring at me. He knows I’m talking about Hassan. He knows Ka, I will save you.” Okay, Alana, thank you for joining me. You made it less painful to watch this Okay, I’m glad I you were with me for this. Plug your stuff for everybody watching.

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33:33 For sure. These people are below me. They’ll never be like me. Porsche YSL cushy. Paint my nails so pretty. I’m a champagne socialist. I’m a champagne champ. Take me serious. Take me serious. Take me serious. So when he’s like