Look Upon These Tabs Ye Mighty And Despair! Tabs, Thurs., May 7, 2026 This article contains a series of disparaging remarks and allegations about various political figures and events. It criticizes Kash Patel’s bourbon, suggests FBI leaks, questions Donald Trump’s policies and personal habits, and condemns actions by the Tennessee legislature. The piece also includes observations on media personalities and ends with accusations against Donald Trump regarding children.

• Kash Patel is criticized for putting his name on bourbon bottles labeled ‘Kash Patel, FBI Director’.
• The FBI is reportedly investigating leaks to journalists.
• Donald Trump’s administration is investigating Smith College for admitting trans women.
• Donald Trump’s phone autocorrected ‘Melania’ to ‘Melody’.
• The FBI raided the office of Virginia state Senate leader L. Louise Lucas as part of a ‘corruption’ probe.
• Fox & Friends is criticized for mocking Brian Kilmeade’s stance on bullying.
• Donald Trump is described as having ‘hallucinated’ memories about Ted Turner.
• Nicole Saphier, Trump’s surgeon general pick, is called a ‘lunatic’.
• The Tennessee legislature is described as attempting to eliminate the last Democratic district.
• Videos of Donald Trump are presented with accusations of being a ‘weird gross sicko around kids’.