Kash Patel Spent 11 [Hic!] Months Investigating Comey’s MURDERRRRR Seashells

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Kash Patel Spent 11 [Hic!] Months Investigating Comey’s MURDERRRRR Seashells

Kash Patel Spent 11 [Hic!] Months Investigating Comey’s MURDERRRRR Seashells The article criticizes the indictment of James Comey by acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and Kash Patel, who allege a social media post of seashells arranged to say “86 47” constitutes a threat to the President. The author argues that “86” is common slang for getting rid of something, particularly in the service industry, and that the indictment is a politically motivated attempt to punish enemies and protected speech. The piece also highlights perceived legal missteps and sycophantic behavior within the Department of Justice.

  • James Comey indicted for posting a picture of seashells arranged to say “86 47” on Instagram.
  • Prosecutors claim the post is a “serious expression of an intent to do harm to the President of the United States.”
  • The article contends that “86” is common slang for “get rid of” and not a violent threat.
  • It criticizes the legal justification and suggests political motivations behind the indictment.
  • The piece also mentions Kash Patel’s alleged nine-to-eleven-month investigation into the post and potential grand jury secrecy violations.
  • The author compares the indictment to other recent filings by the Department of Justice, characterizing them as politically driven and lacking legal merit.
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