Obviously, I Checked
The Corner Cafe was half-full. Maya sat at her usual table by the window. Coffee gone cold.
“Ask me anything about Bitcoin” — paper sign taped to her laptop.
She looked at the screen. Hit commit. Finally fixed the broken code someone pushed Friday.
Ms. Patrice walked in, wearing a “JUST HODL IT” shirt with a Nike logo over it.
Maya looked up. Forced a smile. Closed her laptop.
“Fellow wholecoiner!” Ms. Patrice shouted and waved.
Maya put her face in her palms.
“Ms. Patrice, now you know you’re not supposed to be advertising that information.”
She waved off Maya’s concern.
“I’m up 40% this month. Can you believe it?”
“I can.” Maya smirked, just a little.
“You know, I’ve been telling everyone about you. About D-C-A-ing instead of smash buying.” Ms. Patrice said, very impressed with herself.
“That’s amazing.”
Ms. Patrice’s levity was clearing the tense air stuck around her.
“That’s what I’m here for. Every Saturday.”
Ms. Patrice leaned in. “So how was your conference? Vegas baby! Did you orange-pill anyone?”
“Purple-pill.” Maya corrected. “Orange pilling is for Bitcoin. Purple is for Nostr.”
Maya lifted the paper taped to her laptop and pointed to a purple ostrich sticker. “We call that a ‘Nostrich.’”
“Baby, you’re asking too much of me. Can this be enough?” Ms. Patrice pointed to ‘JUST HODL IT’ on her shirt.
“You can learn! I can teach you!” Maya pretended to beg. “Please let me!”
“Aren’t office hours over?” Ms. Patrice turned to the Barista. “Let’s shut this operation down!”
“Bitcoin Saturday’s done?” Salma popped in, unfazed by the commotion. “So sorry I missed it, did a lot of people come?”
“It was quality over quantity.” Ms. Patrice interrupted before Maya could answer. She looked at Maya, then at Salma, then back at Maya. “You take care of our girl, okay?”
Salma nodded. “Always.”
Ms. Patrice set herself down at a table across the cafe and shouted over “STACK THEM SATS!”
“Did you fix it?” Salma slid into the seat across from Maya.
Maya put her laptop away. “Did I have a choice?”
“They’re parking. Are you up for this?”
“Yeah. I’m fine, let’s not talk about it.”
Ten minutes later, the table was full. The noise level doubled.
The server came by.
“Just fries and coffee. Black.” Maya said.
Her friends ordered mimosas, avocado toast, pancakes.
“Okay.” Leyla leaned forward. “What happened with the Vegas guy? Salma said there was a Vegas guy.”
Salma mouthed ‘sorry’ to Maya.
“I mentioned it when it was something but now it’s not.” Salma gave Leyla and Nia a look. “So let’s drop it.”
Leyla audibly gasped. “DID HE GHOST YOU?”
Maya nodded.
Silence.
“Which is why we don’t need to talk about it.” Salma pointed her finger in the air.
They all, except Maya, said together in chorus “IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD!”
Salma patted Maya’s arm. “We’re not giving energy to a dead end.”
“Maybe he lost his phone?” Nia offered.
Silence.
“Did you guys see the layoffs at Meta?” Nia read the room. “They’re still hiring in some departments but cutting thousands in others.”
“Makes no sense,” Leyla said.
“It’s the stock price,” Salma explained. “Layoffs make the numbers look better. Doesn’t matter if the people were good at their jobs.”
“And now AI’s coming for the rest of us,” Nia said.
“Oh god,” Leyla groaned. “Not the AI discourse.”
“I’m serious! They’re replacing designers. Writers. Customer service. Even developers.”
Maya was quiet.
“I know you have something to say,” Salma said to Maya.
“AI isn’t taking jobs. Bad managers are.”
“Here we go.” Leyla said.
Salma put up her hand. “Please. Enlighten us.”
“AI is a tool. Like a calculator. Or a forklift.” Maya straightened up. “It makes you faster. More capable. But someone still has to KNOW what to build. What to solve. What matters.”
“So you’re not worried?” Nia asked.
“I’m worried about people who refuse to use it. They’ll get left behind.” Maya shrugged. “But the people using AI? They’re not replacing workers. They’re replacing entire companies.”
Leyla tilted her head. “What do you mean?”
“One person with AI can do what used to take a team of ten. That’s redistributing power.” Maya almost smiled.
“To who?” Salma asked.
“To people willing to learn it.”
Nia frowned. “So we have to be AI experts now?”
“No,” Maya softened. “You just have to not be afraid of it. Like you were with email. With smartphones. With Google.”
She picked at her fries. “Adapt or stay comfortable and hope your job survives the transition.”
Nia looked down at her plate.
“I just… I see this happening everywhere. And everyone acts surprised when it happens to them.” Maya looked around the table. “Like we think we’re immune.”
“We’re not immune,” Nia said. “But what are we supposed to do? Not have jobs?”
“Build something. Something they can’t take away.”
“We’re not coders Maya.” Leyla said.
“You don’t have to be.” Maya leaned forward. “Just buy Bitcoin.”
The table groaned in unison.
“I’m serious!”
“We know you’re serious. That’s the problem.” Salma was laughing. “Not everything is about Bitcoin.”
“This is, though.” Maya wasn’t laughing. “You’re all talking about being one bad quarter away from losing everything. Bitcoin is the one thing they can’t print away or lay off or repo. You own it. Actually own it.”
Silence.
Maya regretted saying anything.
“So…Oh! Did anyone like your project idea?” Nia reached over and took a fry from Maya’s plate. Replaced it with a piece of her avocado toast.
“Yes.” Maya slumped down in her seat. “The ghost did.”
Silence.
“Oof,” Leyla frowned.
“He’s not the only person who will like your idea.” Salma grabbed a fry, left a piece of bacon.
“Not to be dramatic, but he actually may be.”
“Explain it to us again. We can get it.” Nia offered. “Please eat something.”
Maya hesitated. “It’s technical guys.”
“Our attention spans can handle it.” Leyla half-joked.
“I have mentioned it before.” Maya didn’t need their pity attention. Or did she. “How ads could work on Nostr.”
“Your Bitcoin ads thing.” Leyla said, proud of herself.
She clinked her mimosa with Nia.
“Nostr ads. With Bitcoin.” Maya corrected softly.
Her friends listened. Asked questions.
“But wait,” Leyla held up a hand. “Who’s paying who?”
“The person who wants eyeballs pays the person who watches.”
“That’s backwards.” Leyla frowned. “That’s not how ads work.”
“Exactly.”
“But how does this make money? You could quit your job? Who would use this?”
“It would be open source. Developers would use it. Eventually people donate to projects they rely on.” Pause. “Theoretically.”
They just blinked at her.
“Did I lose you?” Maya hated when this happened.
“I don’t understand what the problem is. Why does someone else have to like it?” Leyla grabbed another fry. “If it makes sense to you, that should be enough.”
Maya picked at her napkin. “It’s a lot of work. I’d need a team. Funding. I can’t just—”
“Are you waiting for a guy to validate you?” Leyla asked.
“Oooh” the other two girls said in harmony.
“No.”
“Then what are you waiting for?” Nia gently grabbed Maya’s hand.
Maya didn’t have an answer.
“Then why do you need Vegas guy’s validation? Really?” Salma grabbed one more fry.
“I know.” Maya shook her head. “But you weren’t there. It wasn’t just a conversation.”
None of them were buying it.
Maya shifted in her seat. “I love you guys, but when was the last time YOU listened to me talk about my ideas for three hours? In a nightclub?”
She sat up straight. “He didn’t interrupt. Didn’t play devil’s advocate. I didn’t really need to explain the basics. He just… kept up.”
“Of course he did.” Nia got up and hugged her from the side. “Maya, you’re amazing.”
“And a great teacher,” Leyla added.
“What guy wouldn’t love to listen to you for three hours? Even in a dumpster alley.” Nia gave Maya one more squeeze before she let go. “Maybe this would happen more often if you gave more guys a chance?”
Maya groaned.
Salma said flatly, “Maybe he wanted to steal your idea.”
Maya laughed. A good laugh. She needed that. “That’s just not how open source code works.”
“This is unfair. Salma knows everything. Can we get the full context?” Nia begged.
“Fine. But we’re gonna need more fries.”
“And then he left, I assume on his flight” Maya sighed. “Not for a second did I worry about getting ghosted.”
“He seemed that pressed?” Salma asked.
“He seemed determined. All night. He was pursuing me.”
Leyla leaned forward. “Okay but what was HE like?”
Maya looked down at her phone as if Sean was in it. Smiled despite herself. “Really attractive.”
Salma raised an eyebrow. “There it is.”
“What?”
“The real reason you’ve been checking your phone all week.”
“That’s not—” Maya stopped. “Okay. Yes. Partly. He’s very cute.” She made the chefs kiss gesture. “No notes.”
“She said no notes.” Leyla cracked up.
“Tell me you remembered to take a photo with him?” Nia asked.
“No. I wish.” Maya sat up straight. “Wait.”
She pulled out her phone.
Everyone watching. Silent.
“Maybe he added a profile photo.” Maya’s thumb hovered over his name.
She tapped.
Loading…
“Is he hot?” Nia asked.
His profile was still blank.
“Nope. A complete ghost.”
She locked her phone. Put it face-down on the table. Away from her.
Leyla winced.
“He’s married.” Leyla declared. “He’s gotta be.”
“At least a girlfriend.” Nia said softly.
“That’s why he didn’t touch her. Not to be a gentleman.” Salma added. She put a piece of her pancake on Maya’s plate.
“Oh he touched me.” Maya smirked. “He just didn’t kiss me.”
Silence.
“And I still don’t think he was in a relationship.” She picked at her napkin. “He seemed… alone.”
Nia tilted her head. “What do you mean?”
“I don’t know. Like he was looking for something.” Maya shrugged. “He made me feel like I was what he needed to find.”
The table was quiet for a moment. The ladies passed each other looks.
“And there was no ring,” Maya added. “Obviously, I checked.”
“They can come off you know. In Vegas.” Salma pointed out.
Maya sighed. “He was checking his phone a lot.”
“Texting his wife,” Leyla said flatly.
“Alright. Mystery solved. Bullet dodged. NEXT!” Salma topped everyone’s coffee.
“Back to the Bitcoin ads.” Nia pivoted. “We love the idea. Get to it. There’s your validation!”
“What about using AI?” Leyla suggested. “Can’t it help you code faster? It helped me so much planning that fundraiser.”
“Yes!” Nia jumped. “Can’t you make an app in like an hour these days?”
Maya laughed. “It’s not that simple.”
“Then what IS simple?” Nia asked.
Maya was quiet.
“Starting,” Salma said softly. “Just starting is simple.”
Two hours later.
Salma and Maya walked into their apartment.
Salma dropped her bag. Looked at Maya.
“Okay. Enough.”
She went to their kitchen. Started wiping down the counter. Already clean.
Maya stood there. Keys still in her hand.
Early afternoon light came through the big windows. Happy plants on every surface—fiddle leaf fig by the window, trailing pothos from shelves, succulents lined up on the kitchen island.
“The girls are right. You’re amazing.” Salma shoo’ed her into the living room. “Go write some code. Do something.”
Maya walked to the couch. Sat. Didn’t move.
Salma kept cleaning. Straightened the plant pots. Fluffed the couch pillows. Organized the remotes.
Maya reached for the TV remote.
The Silicon Valley theme song started.
Salma looked over. “Really? What is this the seventeenth time?”
Maya didn’t answer.
Salma gestured at the TV. “If these idiots can have a tech startup, why can’t you?”
Maya pulled a throw blanket over herself. Watched the screen.
Salma exhaled. Grabbed Maya’s phone off the coffee table.
Opened the app store. Tapped. Downloaded.
Tossed the phone onto the couch next to Maya.
“At least swipe while you watch.”
She went back to the kitchen. Spray bottle. Wiping counters that didn’t need it.
Maya picked up her phone. “You reactivated my profile?”
Salma ignored her.
“Well I’m not crossing the river this time.” Maya changed her radius, setting it to less than one mile.
“No Ubers to Arlington!” Salma lifted her fist in solidarity.
Maya lifted her fist too. Then started swiping.
Left. Left. Left.
Then: Sean’s face.
Maya stopped breathing.
“Government analyst. DC. 37. Less than a mile away.”
DC.
He lives here.
“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.”
Salma dropped the dish towel. Rushed over.
Maya held up the phone. “Of course he lives in DC. He told me he works for the federal government.”
“Since when?” Salma stepped back. “You failed to mention that fact.”
“Probably cause his job was the one thing I didn’t like about him.”
“Probably cause he is actually very cute.” Salma leaned closer into the phone.
She was panicking. “It says less than one mile away. He’s gonna see my profile if he’s swiping.”
She blocked him.
Put the phone face-down on the coffee table. Away from her.
Salma sat next to her on the couch. Pressed her shoulder against Maya’s. “Okay. Less than a mile could mean he’s just nearby. Right now. Out. Passing through. Don’t spiral.”
“So he’s just partying it up on 14th street and that’s supposed to make me feel better?” Maya queued up the next season of her comfort show.
Together, they watched three more episodes.
11 hours later.
Maya couldn’t sleep.
She opened her laptop. Checked her DMs. Nothing.
Sean’s profile. His npub. Still empty.
She scrolled the Vegas hashtag. The DJ. The venue. Imani.
No photos of her and Sean.
She checked her camera roll. Nothing.
Like he was never there. A ghost.
She closed her laptop.
Sat in the dark.
Opened it again.
Cursor.
Context documents. Give it everything.
She created a new folder. attn-protocol/context
Started creating context files:
nostr-basics.md - Everything she’d learned about the protocol nips-reference.md - Technical specs she’d studied lightning-notes.md - Bitcoin payment layer research protocol-sketches.md - Her design ideas so far attention-economics.md - Articles and thinking that shaped her approach Months of work. Organized. Ready. She opened the AI chat. Added every file to the context.
Created a new file: README.md
Typed: # ATTN Protocol
Then asked: “I want to build an attention marketplace on Nostr using Bitcoin. How can you help me?”
The response started appearing.
It asked questions she hadn’t considered. Suggested patterns she’d missed.
It worked.
Her ghost had helped her from the grave.
And he’d never know.
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